Dear Anonymous,

Allow me to address your concerns individually.

First, am I an idiot?  Frankly, this is still up for debate as sometimes I feel that I’ve made great strides towards overcoming my learning disabilities.  But then bullies like you step in and brazenly thrown around a hurtful word that makes me reevaluate all the progress I’ve made so far and thus, i’m back to square one.  So ultimately the answer to your questions is, I don’t know.

Now, far as “Could u tell me what you were thinking?” (bonus points for the spelling by the way) you’re going to need to be more specific as I tend to think about 17609217021863 different things in every second of every day.  Partly because i have “Shiny Object Syndrome” (otherwise classified as ADD) and so i’m always thinking of something.

To your third point “Your post is pure bullshit” (again, kudos to your English teacher and the educational system overall for allowing you to fall through [see: thru] the cracks) - Again, you need to be more specific.  I have several posts on this page that could all be considered “Bullshit” by nameless, faceless, ball-less (ovary-less?) individuals who lack a sense of humour or an ability to lighten the fuck up.  That’s right, I spelled ‘humour’ with a ‘u’ because that’s the appropriate way to spell it.  See
 

Hope that answered your questions.  If you find You’re needing more information or insights, please feel free to write again.

Love,
Nixster

There’s always something funny in the pain and anguish of others.

For example I can’t have children because of an infection to my uterus I suffered 8 years ago that also causes me to wither in pain for 4 days every month because it also feels like my uterus is going to drop out (thanks cysts on my ovaries that expand and contract with my cycle).  But I can laugh about it just fine when I joke around about how I was blessed with a hostile womb that would allow me to not have to worry about the cost of an abortion every other month factored into my life’s budget….