So i’ve been “online dating” now for quite some time. Sadly i get a lot (and i mean a LOT) of losers/weirdos/creepy dudes that email me. I used to think it was annoying and now i see it. The ridiculous amount of potential for public ridicule & comedy gold all wrapped into one.
And so, here we have it. My inaugural foray into making you all laugh. Their screen names are real.
I haven’t written a post in months. Not for lack of something to say but due to a lack of identity. While it may seem lame to quote a Papa Roach lyric, “And my scars reminds me that the past is real, i tear myself open just to feel”.
expect some real & raw content coming here soon.
Allow me to address your concerns individually.
First, am I an idiot? Frankly, this is still up for debate as sometimes I feel that I’ve made great strides towards overcoming my learning disabilities. But then bullies like you step in and brazenly thrown around a hurtful word that makes me reevaluate all the progress I’ve made so far and thus, i’m back to square one. So ultimately the answer to your questions is, I don’t know.
Now, far as “Could u tell me what you were thinking?” (bonus points for the spelling by the way) you’re going to need to be more specific as I tend to think about 17609217021863 different things in every second of every day. Partly because i have “Shiny Object Syndrome” (otherwise classified as ADD) and so i’m always thinking of something.
To your third point “Your post is pure bullshit” (again, kudos to your English teacher and the educational system overall for allowing you to fall through [see: thru] the cracks) - Again, you need to be more specific. I have several posts on this page that could all be considered “Bullshit” by nameless, faceless, ball-less (ovary-less?) individuals who lack a sense of humour or an ability to lighten the fuck up. That’s right, I spelled ‘humour’ with a ‘u’ because that’s the appropriate way to spell it. See
Hope that answered your questions. If you find You’re needing more information or insights, please feel free to write again.
There’s always something funny in the pain and anguish of others.
For example I can’t have children because of an infection to my uterus I suffered 8 years ago that also causes me to wither in pain for 4 days every month because it also feels like my uterus is going to drop out (thanks cysts on my ovaries that expand and contract with my cycle). But I can laugh about it just fine when I joke around about how I was blessed with a hostile womb that would allow me to not have to worry about the cost of an abortion every other month factored into my life’s budget….
“Say it isn’t So” Bon Jovi! Your daughter almost went down in a “Blaze of Glory” after she had “One Wild Night”. I guess the “Bad Medicine” almost laid her down in a “Bed of Roses” for “Always”. And while Jon may not “Have a nice day” cleaning up this PR mess, its nice to know his daughter is “Wanted dead or alive”. I mean “I’ll be there for you” is probably the first thing he’ll say, even tho he’s thinking that she’s a “Thorn in my side”. But, after all, he’ll “Never say goodbye” cause its a “Miracle” she didn’t have a “Silent Night”. But “Who says you can’t go home”?
I mean she’s probably thinking “I’ll sleep when i’m dead” and Jon is thinking she’s “Livin on a Prayer” but in the end, there’s “No apologies” for this kind of behavior. I mean after all she can say “It’s my Life” all she wants but ultimately, Jon has to just “Keep the Faith” and not get mad and ask are yo “Happy now”?! And while she may feel “Misunderstood” she also can’t let her family live on the “Edge of a broken heart” which is where they would have been had she gone down that “Lost Highway” to her demise….
New job. New apartment. New leaf turned. New outlook on life. New attempt at responsibility. New hole in my heart. New void left by a love one.
So much change, so little time to process it. I know i’m tumbling towards a low, but i’m trying to stay positive and to use music to keep me level. I don’t know how long i’ll be able to keep the grip but I plan on holding on for as long as possible before I have to really just let go and hibernate for a week (or 3).
Ahhhh week 3. Fall is in full effect, the teams are starting to take shape and people like me with Fantasy Squads start making less and less moves because frankly, no one is left.
Or are they?
After watching the Giants game against Tampa Bay last weekend I noticed something. Well 2 somethings - Andre Brown and Martellus Bennett. and oh MAN am I glad i noticed! I managed to grab both guys in not just one, but in BOTH of my leagues. I was extremely excited and well this past Thursday just made it all the sweeter.
But enough about me - on to my teams!
Team #1 - NotTheOnly1GoingDown (1-1-0)
QB Ben Roethlisberger
WR Andre Johnson
WR Lance Moore
WR Torrey Smith
RB Cedric Benson
RB Andre Brown (28 points)
TE Martellus Bennett (13.30 points)
K Dan Bailey
Team #2 - Tebow’s before Hoe’s (0-2-0)
QB Cam Newton (10.28 points)
WR Calvin Johnson
WR Torrey Smith
RB Michael Turner
RB Andre Brown (25 points)
TE Martellus Bennett (13.30 points)
W/R Randy Moss
K Jason Hanson
DEF Green Bay
thoughts? comments? concerns? Hit the comments below!
i would hate you, if it didn’t require more energy than not giving a fuck that you were being a douche.